So, in a… intriguing turn of events, I’ve found myself subscribed to Men’s Birchbox. Now, for those unfamiliar with Birchbox, it’s basically a $20-a-month monthly service that sends you five to seven sample or full sizes of beauty/grooming and lifestyle products, as well as some little gifts and nicknacks and whathaveyou. You can then go online, review them, and earn points to get $10 off products on their site for every 10 products you review.
SO. This, being my first month, I got super excited about what my haul would be, and… Fuck yeah, it’s manly as hell.
Bottle opener (made of wood, nails, and fuckin’ MAGNETS), bottle koozie, some awesome coasters, shaving cream from GO247 and a sample bottle of some really nice-smelling cologne from Cartier.
Suffice it to say, for $20, this is a nice little haul in my mind. That shaving cream, for example, will last me the rest of the year. And that bottle opener is gonna get some use later tonight, I GUARANTEE IT.
SO. If you’re at all interested, GO TO THEIR WEBSITE AND SIGN UP. It’s a pretty fuckin’ cherry gig, bra.
Consumer Whore Kitts, OUT.