Kitts Says Stuff

A glass of red. A storm in the distance. Perfection.

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:59:46 -0700

A glass of red. A storm in the distance. Perfection.

tattlecrimenews: tattlecrimecom: “Abigail Hobbs was already...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:20:28 -0700

tattlecrimecom:

“Abigail Hobbs was already mentally unbalanced and as such was only to happy to testify”

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abigail_Hobbs

http://salem.lib.virginia.edu/texts/tei/BoySal2R?div_id=n69

http://www.paralumun.com/witchsalem.htm

Her father’s name was William
She died by hanging
She said the Devil was a well-dressed good-looking man, who gave her fine things

AAAAAAAHHHHHH THIS. FUCKING. SHOW.

inketh: Basically.

Sun, 19 May 2013 08:34:41 -0700

inketh:

Basically.

sassytimelordminion: ilovecharts: And why does this exist?

Sun, 19 May 2013 08:29:29 -0700

sassytimelordminion:

ilovecharts:

And why does this exist?

oldloves: Bill Murray on Gilda Radner: “Gilda got married and...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:05:10 -0700

oldloves:

Bill Murray on Gilda Radner:

“Gilda got married and went away. None of us saw her anymore. There was one good thing: Laraine had a party one night, a great party at her house. And I ended up being the disk jockey. She just had forty-fives, and not that many, so you really had to work the music end of it. There was a collection of like the funniest people in the world at this party. Somehow Sam Kinison sticks in my brain. The whole Monty Python group was there, most of us from the show, a lot of other funny people, and Gilda. Gilda showed up and she’d already had cancer and gone into remission and then had it again, I guess. Anyway she was slim. We hadn’t seen her in a long time. And she started doing, “I’ve got to go,” and she was just going to leave, and I was like, “Going to leave?” It felt like she was going to really leave forever.

So we started carrying her around, in a way that we could only do with her. We carried her up and down the stairs, around the house, repeatedly, for a long time, until I was exhausted. Then Danny did it for a while. Then I did it again. We just kept carrying her; we did it in teams. We kept carrying her around, but like upside down, every which way—over your shoulder and under your arm, carrying her like luggage. And that went on for more than an hour—maybe an hour and a half—just carrying her around and saying, “She’s leaving! This could be it! Now come on, this could be the last time we see her. Gilda’s leaving, and remember that she was very sick—hello?”

We worked all aspects of it, but it started with just, “She’s leaving, I don’t know if you’ve said good-bye to her.” And we said good-bye to the same people ten, twenty times, you know.

And because these people were really funny, every person we’d drag her up to would just do like five minutes on her, with Gilda upside down in this sort of tortured position, which she absolutely loved. She was laughing so hard we could have lost her right then and there.

It was just one of the best parties I’ve ever been to in my life. I’ll always remember it. It was the last time I saw her.”

- from Live from New York: an Uncensored History of Saturday Night Live

Whenever Gilda Radner comes upI’ll always remember this image of Gilda and Gene and it just breaks my heart all over again.

sparklegenocide: raideo: fyeahcutebugs: johnthedragon: d-dino...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:53:02 -0700

sparklegenocide:

raideo:

fyeahcutebugs:

johnthedragon:

d-dinosaur:

Look at this cute fucking thing.

I want twenty of them.

OMFG BABY

I love mantis-flies! (ノД`)・゜・。

holy fuck I didn’t know things this cute existed ;c; new fav bug <3

OMG cutie!

…But… it’s combining my favorite thing and least favorite thing ever but awww, fuck it’s cute.

Sorry, Dorene.

windowblues replied to your photo: Exhausted? Exhausted. go to sleep!! I did! IT WAS...

Sat, 18 May 2013 06:25:05 -0700

windowblues replied to your photo: Exhausted? Exhausted. go to sleep!! I did! IT WAS...

Exhausted? Exhausted.

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:16:22 -0700

Exhausted? Exhausted.

newvagabond: Man, wtf, in middleschool-highschool and even a bit after I used to be...

Fri, 17 May 2013 06:27:47 -0700

newvagabond: Man, wtf, in middleschool-highschool and even a bit after I used to be...:...

Reblog this if you like Hannibal. No questions asked, just do it. It'll make sense later.

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:13:36 -0700

… I’m concerned, but I DO like Hannibal.

FUCKING GODDAMMIT HANNIBAL STOP BEING AMAZING, EVEN AS A PERSON.

Thu, 16 May 2013 08:28:33 -0700

FUCKING GODDAMMIT HANNIBAL STOP BEING AMAZING, EVEN AS A PERSON.

misssheeva: steelplatedhearts: I made a series of Calming...

Thu, 16 May 2013 08:25:12 -0700

misssheeva:

steelplatedhearts:

I made a series of Calming Bunnies (based off of the Calming Manatee meme) for my friend Gab, who isn’t a huge fan of manatees!

We can always use more bunnies, I think.

Thank you, adorable bunnies!

totalfilm: Karl Urban talks Dredd sequel Karl Urban has been...

Thu, 16 May 2013 07:45:43 -0700

totalfilm:

Karl Urban talks Dredd sequel

Karl Urban has been discussing the possibility of a sequel to Dredd, and says that despite the film’s relatively poor box office showing, there could yet be scope for a follow-up…

blorgblorgblorg: thatshitaintpunk: THAT’S A FUCKING STRAIGHT...

Wed, 15 May 2013 07:36:39 -0700

blorgblorgblorg:

thatshitaintpunk:

THAT’S A FUCKING STRAIGHT JACKET FOR BABIES WHAT THE FUCK DON’T ADD A LITTLE SMILEY FACE WITH SOME HEARTS AND PUT THE WORD SNUGGLE IN THERE THAT’S HORRIFYING

I’M NOT INSANE!!

slothtier: staff: Share posts you love straight from your...

Wed, 15 May 2013 05:45:58 -0700

slothtier:

staff:

Share posts you love straight from your Dashboard!

Just enter your friend’s email address and you’re good to go.

So, uh…This is the freakiest goddamn fucking thing...

Wed, 15 May 2013 05:24:00 -0700

So, uh…

This is the freakiest goddamn fucking thing I’ve seen in an animated series in a LONG-ASS TIME.

Edit: ALSO, Mojo is voiced by Mr. Big Head. COMPOUNDED WHAT-THE-FUCKERY.

alexhchung: justinquiz: mrscottpilgrim: Look at that. See all...

Wed, 15 May 2013 03:06:14 -0700

alexhchung:

justinquiz:

mrscottpilgrim:

Look at that. See all those talented people? That’s why The Critic was so great.

WOW.

Barely scratching the surface on why this show is amazing.

misssheeva: tifferini: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D - Official...

Wed, 15 May 2013 02:31:15 -0700

misssheeva:

tifferini:

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D - Official Trailer (x)

…………. What

My bet is on Life Model Decoy.

skarsgardianangel: romannoodles: madnessinthemusic: duce-juice...

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:32:28 -0700

skarsgardianangel:

romannoodles:

madnessinthemusic:

duce-juice:

Can someone from the sciencey side of tumblr please explain this ?

This is called shape memory. It’s made from an alloy of titanium and nickel (I believe it’s called nitinol). It has the ability to “remember” the shape it’s taken.

When cold you can bend it whatever which way, but once you heat it (or in this case put it in what I presume is hot water) it will take the original shape.

WHAT!!?!?!?!?

Photo

Mon, 13 May 2013 21:05:47 -0700