“Before we begin you must all be warned: Nothing here is vegetarian…Bon appétit.”
Tonight’s a new episode of Hannibal.
As such, that means that there are only four episodes after tonight.
They will, apparently, reveal Hannibal’s fate on June 1st.
… please don’t take my brilliantly written food porn cannibal show from me, NBC.
(via fannibalecter)
Continuing Adventures on Why He's My Best Friend
- MightyManrock: Welp. No customers.
- MightyManrock: Time for Chrono Trigger.
- MightyManrock: And customers.
- MightyManrock: CUTTIN' INTO MY CHRONO TIME
- MightyManrock: ... Tee hee.
- Me: ... Chrono Time.
- Me: Things like this are why we're such good friends.
wanderingcynic asked: You went somewhere and I never got the chance to ask when, where, and who did you kill... So hows things?
Things are pretty damn well. Apologies for the delay in response, I kept forgetting to look at the damn envelope.
Also: Didn’t kill anyone. Yet. Despite my Hannibal-inspired meal last night, I’ve yet to begin feasting on long pig.
bobby fucking hill
this is why the monks thought he was a reincarnation of a buddha
I am him, he is me, we are one.
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** CAUTION **
Please tell every dog or cat owner you know. Even if you don’t have a pet, please pass this to those who do.
Over the weekend, the doting owner of two young lab mixes purchased Cocoa Mulch from Target to use in their garden. The dogs loved the way it smelled and it was advertised to keep cats away from their garden. Their dog (Calypso) decided the mulch smelled good enough to eat and devoured a large helping. She vomited a few times which was typical when she eats something new but wasn’t acting lethargic in any way. The next day, Mom woke up and took Calypso out for her morning walk. Halfway through the walk, she had a seizure and died instantly.
Although the mulch had NO warnings printed on the label, upon further investigation on the company’s web site,
This product is HIGHLY toxic to dogs and cats.
Cocoa Mulch is manufactured by Hershey’s, and they claim that “It is true that studies have shown that 50% of the dogs that eat Cocoa Mulch can suffer physical harm to a variety of degrees (depending on each individual dog). However, 98% of all dogs won’t eat it.”
*Snopes site gives the following information:http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/cocoamulch.asp.asp>
Cocoa Mulch, which is sold by Home Depot, Foreman’s Garden Supply and other garden supply stores contains a lethal ingredient called ‘Theobromine’. It is lethal to dogs and cats. It smells like chocolate and it really attracts dogs. They will ingest this stuff and die. Several deaths already occurred in the last 2-3 weeks.
Theobromine is in all chocolate, especially dark or baker’s chocolate which is toxic to dogs. Cocoa bean shells contain potentially toxic quantities of theobromine, a xanthine compound similar in effects to caffeine and theophylline. A dog that ingested a lethal quantity of garden mulch made from cacao bean shells developed severe convulsions and died 17 hours later. Analysis of the stomach contents and the ingested cacao bean shells revealed the presence of lethal amounts of theobromine.
**PLEASE PASS THIS ON**Please spread this news to protect all our pets!!
PET OWNERS LOOK AT THIS
… Am I the only one who saw “cocoa” and “dogs” and kinda facepalmed, though? I mean, seriously?
People. Dogs can’t eat dark chocolate. Even milk chocolate is bad, and that’s hardly considered CHOCOLATE!
And people wonder why I want a roomba.
Hannibal: One food porn gifset per episode (1/?)
I’m not gonna lie, the show has also made me want to indulge in the more… elaborate of my culinary exploits again.
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